dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here… its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called “Dillywigs”
british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*
I need someone to send me 50 usd now
my “i have a bomb” backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack







